"Because alcohol tastes better than tears." - Six Word Story (via icekq)

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gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

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weirdscout:

I feel sorry for straight ppl bc they dont experience the emotion that is “im so gay”

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hanukkahlewinsky:

is this what having a penis is like 

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hi:

come to me
genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Cool Dog

moistflow:

teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people

me:image

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"

Three years later, a new girl sits cross-legged on your bed.
She tastes like a different flavor of bubblegum than you are used to.
She opens up a book that you had to read in high school, and a folded picture of us falls out of chapter three.
Now there are two unfinished stories resting in her lap.
Inevitably, she asks, and you tell her.

You say: I dated her a while back.
You don’t say: Sometimes, when I’m holding you, I imagine the smell of her vanilla perfume.

You say: She was younger than me.
You don’t say: The sixteen summers in her bones warmed the eighteen winters my skin had weathered.

You say: It’s nothing now.
You don’t say: But it was everything then.

"
- Some things are better left unsaid (via witcheszbrew)

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